Best stupid Quotes - part 2

Gosh, I like posting stupid stuffs hahaha..

All right, go on.. read it and be free to feel stupid hahaha..

Two muffins were sat in an oven.
One muffin said to the other, "Ooh, gettin' a bit hot in here don't you think?!"
The other backed away in suprise, "Oh My God!! A Talking Muffin!!"

I wasn't staring at you. I was just thinking in your direction.

7/5 of the population doesn't understand fractions

-did you cut your hair?

-Yeah....

-did you cut it shorter??

-no dumba** i cut it longer!!!

LMAO.

They are 3 types of people--people who know how to count and-- people who dont know how to count. - Dharma

R.O.T.F.L.S.H.T.I.R.O.A.R.A.A.C.R.O.M.A.I.L. - Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That I Roll Onto A Road And A Car Runs Over Me & I Live

"When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world try to figure out how you did it." - Tree Tops

okay, remember the rules : heads i win, tails you lose

- rachel from 'Friends'

If the right thing is not right, is it Left?

Two snowmen were standing in the field when one of them said,"do you smell carrots?"

once there was an ugly barnacle
he was so ugly that everyone died

THE END - by the smartest starfish in the deep blue sea PATRICK STAR!!!!!!!!!